WFH Goblin Mode

From your couch, in pajamas, with the door locked

Six calcs for the remote-work crowd. Cost out the Zoom calls, ghost the dead subscriptions, audit your social battery for the one in-person event this month, prescribe the daylight your apartment isn't giving you, count your sleep debt, and price the procrastination tax.

Meeting Damage Calculator

Calculate how many hours, dollars, and team-attention units your weekly meetings consume, and how many of them could have been a single email.

Subscription Graveyard Calculator

Total up the streaming services, apps, and software subscriptions you forgot to cancel and see what your zombie subscriptions cost you per year.

Social Battery Drain Calculator

Estimate how long you can stay at a social event before your battery hits zero, plus an exit strategy you can actually deploy in real life.

Touch Grass Requirement Calculator

Score how chronically online your week has been and get a doctor-flavored prescription for outdoor minutes, complete with a recommended activity.

Sleep Debt Interest Calculator

Convert this week's short nights into a sleep-debt total with an equivalent APR, productivity penalty, and the number of full-rest days needed to repay.

Procrastination Cost Calculator

Convert delay days into real dollars: late penalties, opportunity cost, and the hourly value of low-grade dread you carry around while not doing the thing.