Collection · 5 calculators
Monday Morning Reset
What the week is actually going to cost you
Five calcs for Monday before the standups start. Pre-cost your meetings, your sleep debt, the procrastination tax on whatever you're avoiding, the social battery you'll need on Tuesday, and the daylight minutes you owe your brain by Wednesday.
Meeting Damage Calculator
Calculate how many hours, dollars, and team-attention units your weekly meetings consume, and how many of them could have been a single email.
Sleep Debt Interest Calculator
Convert this week's short nights into a sleep-debt total with an equivalent APR, productivity penalty, and the number of full-rest days needed to repay.
Procrastination Cost Calculator
Convert delay days into real dollars: late penalties, opportunity cost, and the hourly value of low-grade dread you carry around while not doing the thing.
Social Battery Drain Calculator
Estimate how long you can stay at a social event before your battery hits zero, plus an exit strategy you can actually deploy in real life.
Touch Grass Requirement Calculator
Score how chronically online your week has been and get a doctor-flavored prescription for outdoor minutes, complete with a recommended activity.
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