First-Date Forecast

Before, during, and the post-mortem

Five calcs for date night and the spiral after. Read the mixed signals, score the main-character vibe you're bringing, calculate your social battery for the night, run the rose probability, and (later) decide if hitting send is in your interest.

Mixed Signals Decoder

Translate ambiguous texting patterns into a confidence score and a plain-English interpretation, so you can stop refreshing the chat and find out what's actually going on.

Main Character Index Calculator

Score how main-character your day has been so far based on outfit effort, playlist confidence, weather drama, and how many times you have made eye contact with your reflection.

Social Battery Drain Calculator

Estimate how long you can stay at a social event before your battery hits zero, plus an exit strategy you can actually deploy in real life.

Bachelor Rose Probability Calculator

Will you get the final rose? Calculate your probability based on hometown date count, 1-on-1 count, and how the lead's mom feels about you.

Hotline Bling Call-Back Calculator (Drake)

Drake's 2015 single asks the eternal question: should you call them back? This calculator decides based on hours since last text, what your friends said, and whether you've been drinking.