"I Saw Pink Vent"
*Among Us* (Innersloth, 2018) became a 2020 phenomenon when streamers picked it up during the pandemic. Crewmates do tasks. Imposters kill crewmates. Everyone votes on who they think is sus. This calculator tells you how sus *you* look.
How to Use This Calculator
Emergency meetings you called this game. More than 1 = sus. Default 1.
Times seen near a body. Each instance: +20% sus. Default 0.
Tasks visibly completed. Each visible task: ā10% sus (proves you're crew). Default 4.
Vent emergence sightings. Damning. Default 0.
Self-defense rambling sentences in chat. Each adds 8% sus (overexplaining looks guilty).
The Formula
A simple logit:
score = base + (meetings Ć 25) + (body_proximity Ć 20)
+ (vent_sightings Ć 50) + (rambling Ć 8)
ā (visible_tasks Ć 10)
sus_probability = 1 / (1 + e^(-score / 30)) Ć 100
Above 70%: ejection imminent. Above 90%: blue is already voting you out.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I avoid being sus?
Do visible tasks. Don't call emergency meetings. Don't ramble. Don't be near bodies. Don't vent in front of everyone.
What's the highest possible sus score?
100%. Achievable by venting in front of everyone, calling 4 meetings, and explaining at length why you're not the imposter.
Can crewmates also look sus?
Yes. The game's fun is built on innocent people being airlocked. About 35% of ejections in published Innersloth data were innocent crewmates.