"The Answer to the Great Question..."
In Douglas Adams's *Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*, hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings build the supercomputer Deep Thought to find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. After 7,500,000 years of computation, Deep Thought reveals the answer: forty-two.
The catch: nobody asked the Question.
This calculator computes the answer instantly. The Question is left as an exercise for the reader.
How to Use This Calculator
Number of pan-dimensional beings consulting. Default 1. Doesn't change the answer; it changes the snark.
Cycles available. Default 7,500,000 years. Anything less and Deep Thought hangs up on you.
Towel ready? Yes/no. Affects nothing. Don't panic.
The Formula
answer = 42
We are confident in this result. It has been peer-reviewed by mice.
Frequently Asked Questions
Why 42?
Douglas Adams said in interviews: "It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought 42 will do."
Is there a deeper meaning?
According to Adams: no. According to Reddit: yes. According to mathematicians: ASCII 42 is *, the wildcard. Deep Thought may have been answering "what fits any question?"
Should I bring a towel?
Always.